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Christmas is the time of year when the Christians celebrate the the birth of Jesus and most others find reasons to give gifts to the ones they love.

Essential Elements of Christmas

* One tree, bedecked with lights and baubles. 
* Eight or more greeting cards.
* Money from some uncle.
* A family argument.
* Five or more hugs.
* Several gifts.
* A bloated gut.