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= Welcome to America =
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= The Star Spangled Banner =
The United States is the most powerful nation on earth. We've got the most bombs, the largest national debt and the ability to turn any third-world struggle into a profit. Where else can you make enough money each year to feed a starving nation, but get totally pissed that your buddy Chaz can have a new Porche and you're stuck with a Hyundae.
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= So who lives in America? =
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[[Image: Flag.jpg]]
<b> There are three essential types of americans </b>
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O say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
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What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
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Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
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O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
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And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
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Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
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O say, does that star spangled banner yet wave
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O’er the land of the free, and the home of the brave?
  
* <b>The Confused</b> - These types have never believed strongly in anything. When it comes to work, they do what makes a steady paycheck. When it comes to politics, they support whoever is the smoothest talker and know a bullet point or two about their policy. The Confused don't usually like their jobs because they never found their own niche in life. They compensate for this by buying things, deciding they don't like them and buying other things. When the ties come off, watch out.
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On the shore, dimly seen thro’ the mist of the deep,
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Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes,
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What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep,
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As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
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Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam,
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In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
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’Tis the star-spangled banner! O long may it wave
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O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
  
[[Image: Printer.jpg| Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.]]
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And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
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That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion
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A home and a country should leave us no more?
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Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
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No refuge could save the hireling and slave
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From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
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And the star-spangled banner, in triumph doth wave
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O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
  
* <b>The Zealots</b> - Zealots have a cause and just know that everyone needs to take it up too. Whether it's not eating chickens out of a certain type cage, destroying free trade or getting you sued for using certain words in the workplace, the Zealots know they are right and if you're not with them, you're against them.
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O thus be it ever when freemen shall stand
 
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Between their loved homes and the war’s desolation!
[[Image: Coulter.jpg| Hey there's a liberal. Get him!]]
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Blest with vict’ry and peace, may the Heav’n-rescued land
 
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Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
* <b>The Apathetic</b> - These folks are just like the Confused, only they smoked too much pot and never got a decent job. They generally blame the system for all their problems and are content to let the time - and the joints - pass freely.
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Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
 
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And this be our motto: "In God is our Trust."
[[Image: CouchPotato.jpg| ZzzzZzz. Damn Yankees. ZzzZZz]]
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And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
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O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Revision as of 20:24, 1 October 2007


The Star Spangled Banner

Flag.jpg

O say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light, What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming, Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. O say, does that star spangled banner yet wave O’er the land of the free, and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen thro’ the mist of the deep, Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep, As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam, In full glory reflected now shines in the stream: ’Tis the star-spangled banner! O long may it wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion A home and a country should leave us no more? Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution. No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave: And the star-spangled banner, in triumph doth wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

O thus be it ever when freemen shall stand Between their loved homes and the war’s desolation! Blest with vict’ry and peace, may the Heav’n-rescued land Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation. Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just, And this be our motto: "In God is our Trust." And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.