Gentlemen prefer bonds.
Before you invest, investigate.
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
The stock market has forecast nine of the last five recessions.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years